Zmetallica
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Zmetallica was once known strictly for his Steven Tyler-esque lips and Coheed and Cambria hairdo. Much like Dunkaroos, he consisted of two great tastes which created a miniature big bang of flavor whenever they collided.
Dramatic Fall from Grace
Then, he bitched out and went home due to a "sick girlfriend;" taking with him the crucial musical equipment he had promised to bring for MAGFest 5's concert. Ever since then, he has been like Simba in the Lion King, and to this day we still await his eventual return- this time, as a man.
