Shizzklok

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Shizzklok
Kain Xiorcal
Background information
Genres	Death metal
Years active	2006 - Present
Labels	None
Members
Kain Xiorcal Zio Oxview Ibbiaz Cabbage Skummel Maske Bucky

Shizzklok is a death metal band that, as a band, plays death metal.

Contents 1 History 2 Members 2.1 Kain Xiorcal 2.2 Skummel Maske 2.3 Ibbiaz "Ibby" Cabbage 2.4 Zio Oxview 2.5 Bucky 3 Affiliations 3.1 Kareshi 3.2 Chris Morgan 3.3 Wilsonroth 3.4 Mashed Potatoes Nal Rog 3.5 Dillon Pritchard 3.6 Raub Lee 3.7 Shrevi Allah Jihad 3.8 HVYRIFFISH the Ocean Troll 3.9 Fatty McZebracakes 3.10 Holy Driver 3.11 The Fire-Ice Philharmonic Orchestra 3.12 TSS 3.13 Duncan Hines

History

No one has the slightest clue about these guys.

Members

Kain Xiorcal

Shizzklok's lead singer. He is strangely obsessed with the manticore creature, and carries a small tape recorder to note any possible song material, which usually involves grapes.

Skummel Maske

One of Shizzklok's two guitarists. Often mistaken for a James Bond villain at elegant gatherings.

Ibbiaz "Ibby" Cabbage

The other of Shizzklok's two guitarists. Constantly drives the others insane with his mindless antics.

Zio Oxview

Shizzklok's bass player. Sometimes speaks with a painfully awful Klatrymadonian accent.

Bucky

Shizzklok's drummer. Had his last name (O' Hare) legally removed sometime prior to joining the band. Bucky plays drums at a skill level so high that magazines constantly hail him as "The Neil Peart of Death Metal".

Affiliations

Kareshi

Shizzklok's manager, accountant, and lawyer. Makes sure the band is kept out of legal trouble, and is accountable for killing 7 people just for the hell of it.

Chris Morgan

Shizzklok's producer and photographer. Has red, robotic eyes.

Wilsonroth

Shizzklok's neighbor. Always has his face obscured by something (usually his fence). Wilsonroth gives out guitar advice to the band members that manages to somehow relate to the problem at hand.

Mashed Potatoes Nal Rog

The man who sold his soul to the devil so that he can play the chapman stick. Had a full out afro at one point.

Dillon Pritchard

Along with the very successful TV Series Walker, Texas Ranger-X, Dillon has starred in 100+ movies within 7 years. He is also known through a fansite that contains many factual facts about him.

Raub Lee

Famous martial arts sensei. Has co-starred in many movies with Dillon Pritchard, his most famous being Enter the Burger. Raub has experimented with CG effects, which can be seen in his more recent films such as The Many. Often uses his signature Rauble Kick in said movies.

Shrevi Allah Jihad

Shrevi was a scientist that worked at Tridome Labs. His last and most notable experiment performed was on a student that ended up mutating into Steven the Hedgehog (which, in turn, lit everywhere he went on fire). Went insane throughout the experiment and choked his boss to death in the end.

HVYRIFFISH the Ocean Troll

A giant troll from the Pacific Ocean with 5 FINS RIGHT HERE, HVYRIFFISH was summoned when Kain accidentally passed off a passage from the VGMixian Necronomicon as lyrics to a song.

Fatty McZebracakes

A horribly obese Japanophile named after an episode of King of Queensborough that Bucky saw. Loves to watch anime and attends Chankon every year. He has crushed at least 50 people beneath his weight while attempting a stage-diving at a Shizzklok concert.

Holy Driver

A Christian speed metal band lead by Theodorus of Confidoria, created when Theo combined religion with his love for music and racing. Shizzklok discovered them when they went to church to help Ibbiaz find a religion. Theo got extremely annoyed by Ibbiaz's stubbornness and refusal to convert. He subsequently kicked the band out of his church.

The Fire-Ice Philharmonic Orchestra

Originally called the Select Start Smash Bros. Orchestra. Consists of 3 violin players, 1 flute player, 1 cello player, 2 keyboard players, 1 electric guitar player, and 1 acoustic guitar player. They are always on stage wearing different colors respective to the element they support, 4 wearing red and 4 wearing blue. Except for the acoustic guitarist, who's views of peace and harmony drove him to be the neutral guy. He always wears purple.

TSS

A guitar/bass effects manufacturing company that founded the world's most versatile guitar effect pedal, the Shawn Phaser.

Duncan Hines

Approached Shizzklok to write a jingle for a commercial. Since its first airing, their cake frosting sales have skyrocketed.